Stop Iran! We need the money.

How many republicans does it take to change a lightbulb? CHANGE?????

A man walks into a bar. He is a diabetic and promptly goes into a coma after drinking.

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

What's Gay and has a penis? Justin Bieber, I lied about the penis

Peter was sitting on a bench. He had a bag of 10 sweets and was eating them slowly. John and Anthony both wanted some, but Peter wanted to still have sweets left over. How many did he give them both? None. He's that selfish.

A priest, a rabbi and Santa walk into a bar. that's a highly coincidental situation.

what is the difference between a a person and a book? people can walk

A blind man accidentally walks into a gay bar. The bartender escorted him out and pointed him in the right direction.

Whats black, white, and red all over? a dead panda.

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Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

Who ever invented the "Knock- Knock jokes" should get a "No-bell prize"

What do u call a bunch of white dudes siting on a bench ......the NBA

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

A dyslexic man walked into a bra

What do you can a boy with no arms and no legs? Names!

What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

What did the penis say to the vagina? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

why did the chicken cross the road? does a chicken have to explain everything it does?? do u explain to everyone around you why you're crossing the road every time?! i think not!

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what do you call a attractive blond haired girl who sings songs. pixie lott

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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