What did the white guy say to the black guy? What's up?

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Whats the difference between dinosaurs and skittles? Dinosaurs were killed out hundreds of thousands of years ago when skittles on the other hand are sugery candy that people eat when they are craving a sweet treat

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You know you guys are suppose to post jokes, not basketball comments.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple You thought I was going to steal an anti-joke didnt you squidward

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roses are red violets suck dick i need a wee

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What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

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Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

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If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

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What if there were no hypothetical questions?

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fun fact for the day: 100% of people that drink water die sooner or later

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whats a long boring sotry that no oneever wantsto read? the life of sarah palin.

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What's the difference between you and a polar bear? I don't hate the polar bear

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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How did the blond know that you like her? You said,"Baby, I like you"

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What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

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I got 99 problems but the ability to count ain't one

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Q. What do you call a woman who, after 72 hours of hard labor, finally gives birth? A. Mom.

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Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grasp or throw anything, so the point is moot unless they evolve thumbs for the sole purpose of chucking wood.

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Whats the hardest thing to have sex with? a goldfish.

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An Englishman, an Irishman, a Frenchman, a Scottish man, an Australian, a German, a Spaniard, an Icelandic man, a Norwegian, a Swede, a Dane, an Italian, a Morrocan, an American, an Algerian, an Egyptian, a Syrian, an Israelite, a Chinese man, a Russian, a Japanese man, an Indian and a Brazilian all walk into a bar. It was a large bar.

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your face is kinda funny

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So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

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Q: What's funnier than Women's Rights? A: Nothing.

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Whats fat and gay joe diragi

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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