- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is such a whore that she engages regularly in acts of consensual but unprotected sex with various gentlemen.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? There's twenty of them.

A black guy goes to the bar. The Barman say: What would you like to drink?

What do you do If you can't afford a hair cut? Don't get one.

Why did the boy fall off the sky scraper. It was hit by an axe.

Why was the gay guy sad?

A man walks into a bar at 1 in the afternoon. He's the bartender and a fellow employee asked him to cover the afternoon shift.

What did the Asian man say to the African man Ching Chang Chong

Chuck Norris is dead......

A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

Why can't february march Because april may

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

A: my name is Joe and i like onion B: ok

My name is Jacob Mckeand and my penis is as long as Mr. Macs hair.

Why did the mum scream at the boy? Because he was being stupid

What are three things an average teenager cannot live without? Oxygen, Food, and Water. Duh.

Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

Why do dead babies go to funerals? They don't.

How does Ron Weasley greet Harry in the morning? Mornin' Horry, how did ghe' sleep?

cats are pussies

Person 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

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