What did the west African get for his birthday? Ebola

What did the buisness man say to the hobo? Nothing, he threw an apple at him and laughed!

Trouble with the trolley, eh? No

Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

there are three types of people in this world, those who can't count, and those who can. STFU, you corny loser

what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babys taking them out with a pitchfork

Why did Darren Wilson quick scope Michael Brown? Because he was being attacked, racism is wrong

What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

a man dyslexic into bar walks a

A recently widowed blond was on her way to an appointment with her attractive physician, when she realized that she was almost out of gas, so she stopped to refuel at a station near his office.

David shut the fuck up your cat has asthma and i dropped a weight on its little fucking head that pikey should of drowned it furthermore your sister looks like a greasy alien

Knock knock! Who's there? ADHD ADHD wh-? SQUIRREL!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum... ...and I'm all out of ass but still have plenty of bubblegum to sit down and chew in a quiet and leisurely manner.

why was the girl raped? she left the kitchen.

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh no! Someone's been murdered in my garden!

Yo mama's so fat that they have to grease the door frame and hold a twinky on the other side to get her through.

Who do you call when you see a ghost on the street? GHOSTBUSTERS!!!! no, ghostbusters are not real, you call the police

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

Whats big orange and likes to eat rocks? a big orange rock eater

What do you call a fake noodle An impasta

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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