What did the African say to the Mexican? "Hola, Como estas?" and the Mexican did not respond because he didn't speak Spanish.

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What has eyes but cannot see? A blind man.

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What's similar between a black man and jelly babies? Nothing

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What do you call a black man that has just gotten out of jail? A former criminal who has served his time in prison and is now trying to redeem himself by becoming a respectable member of his community

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.

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What happens when you go swimming in the rain? You get wet.

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A black man, a white man, and an Asian man walk into a bar. The black man says, "My wife died in a terrible book-keeping accident.". The white man says, "My wife died in a terrible lightbulb-sorting accident.". The Asian says, "My wife died in a terrible geography accident.". Soon after, the bar was hit by a missile, promptly killing the three men.

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Why did the leaf fall off the tree? Because it was Fall.

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Why do black guys always have sex on their mind? Because they are men.

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What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

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Roses are red, My name is Dave, This joke is pointless, microwave.

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Why did Sally fall of the swing set? Because she got hit with a mattress

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Why did the man get ran over by th STREET? Because he crossed the TURTLE!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Mets.

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I was watching this movie..... its over now.

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What is better then fisting? Fisting with a metal studded glove

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what did Dr. Dre say? Nothing you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead!

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Why dd the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She lost her arms to cancer.

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A white man got injected by Heroin at a party and got instantly addicted.

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why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

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why did the duck cross the road? because his d**k was stuck in the chickens a**....

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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