what did the blind man get for christmas? Cancer.....

If a white person and black person have a baby, what colour is the baby? Grey

They didn't stop pulling my hair i didn't stop pulling the trigger

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive a train? Because she was blind, deaf, and most likely uneducated in the field of train conduction.

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

How many chinese women can you fit in a car? About the same amount as men.

Girls get fucked Boys fuck Gays puke

Who is buried in Grant's Tomb? DeShawn

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah

Q: What's long, hard, and full of sea men? A: A submarine.

What would Steve Jobs be doing if he were alive today? Dying.

What is a haiku? Are they hard to come up with? Obviously not.

What's worse than a joke An ANTIJOKE!

How do you get rid of herpes? You shoot up the cancer ward of a hospital.

What do you call a man in the desert? Whatever his name is.

-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

How many lesbians dose it take to finish a pizza? One or unless she invites some freinds over.

Why did hellen keller's dog kill itself? You would to if your name was, AIIEEEEIUUUUHGH!

Colin Fry backwards is yrF niloC

what's the difference between a duck?

a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

Why were accents created? So when people go to Texas they come back sounding like a D-Bag.

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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