- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the super popular, beautiful girl say to her stalker? i dont know, i wasnt the stalker.

Four blondes are driving to Disney World. When they are in Florida, there is a sign that says "Disney left" Upset, they make a u-turn and go home.

What's green and would kill you if it fell on you? A golf course

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: Because his mother just got raped.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refridgerator

Why did the cat die? To get to the other side

What do you call 47 black people dead at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible hate crime

Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

Jolly Rancher the particle beam is in the alpha quadrant and we are good to go.Please confirm receipt of this communique. Cell Leader Iqbal

How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

Why was johnny so good at reading? Because he had 3. Toes

Why was the white man's girlfriend a whore? Because she engaged in sexual relations with a multitude of other men.

who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a person and one is an inanimate object

A blind man jumped out of the way as a car ran through the red light at a one way street.

Q: why did the train not make it to the station? A: it crashed and killed everybody on board.

Three Lawyers are walking, one falls down, gets up and continues walking

How far can a baby fly? As far as you can throw it.

An overweight man is at a gym. he is trying to lose weight because he feels uncomfortable with his size.

what did Stan say to Dave? nothing, Dave died 500 years before Stan was born, thus he said nothing.

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