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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get if you convict a white man of murder? A black man in prison.

-Knock Knock? -Who's There? -David Baxter. -David Baxter Who? -Wha- What? What do you mean "David Baxter who?" We were best friends in high school. YOU WERE THE BEST MAN AT MY WEDDING!! David Baxter proceeds to cry, as he doesn't know of his dear friend's Alzheimer's disease

Knock knock. This is a no soliciting residence, and I do not open my door for strangers.

A blonde is rowing a boat in a cornfield. While driving by, another blonde notices and pulls over and steps out of her car. She looks out and yells "You know, it's blondes like you that are giving us a bad name. If you weren't so far out, I would swim out there and beat the shit outta you!"

Three construction workers are high up on a building when they decide to take their lunch break there. The three open their respective lunches, converse pleasantly, and enjoy the fine weather.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the KFC man was chasing him.

There once was a man from Nantucket Who got his head stuck in a bucket He yanked and he yowled, he hollered and howled, Then gave up and grumbled, "Aw, I guess I'll have to go to the doctor."

Once upon of time, there was an ugly duckling. It was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

Question: What do you call a Black person who cooks food at a fried chicken restaurant? Answer: A chef

Roses are blue Violets are green I have issues, What should I do?

What did Batman tell Robin when they got to Gotham City? -Robin, we got to Gotham City.

a jewish man with a boner walks into a wall what does he hit first his cheek due to the fact he was looking at an attractive woman

A dog walks into a bar and the bartender asks him "What can I get for you?" The dog replies "1 beer please." shocked at the dogs English the bartender sprints out of the bar in terror

Sorry we dont serve time travlers here. A man walks into a bar.

How do you make Bill Gates poor? You take all of his money

What does the lifeguard do on his free time? Ejaculate.

Yo mama so fat.

An atmosphere goes into one bar. Which is pretty normal since it is roughly the regular value of the atmospheric pressure on Earth at sea level

How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a convicted cannibalistic rapist.

What comes after 69? 70

A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear asks the rabbit does shit stick to your fur? The rabbit says no, so the bear wipes his ass on the rabbit

Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

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