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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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stephen hawking walks into a bar, and those who recognize him are shocked that he's no longer in his wheelchair, and approach him to let him know this, but it turns out they were wrong, it was just a man with similar facial features to stephen hawking.

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

A mormon walks into a bar. The Bartender says "What can I get you" The Mormon says "Sparkling Water please. In my religion we don't drink alcohol."

knock knock whos there rock rock who rocks dont knock stupid

knock! knock! Whos there? Chris Hansen..

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for her birthday? A S.T.D

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?' The horse say " i have testicular cancer."

Why did the Mexican cross the road? The light was green.

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? a stick

Why did the Japanese boy drop his sushi? He was hit by a tsunami

Shea's sty....

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

What's the difference between a car and 10 dead babies? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

Knock knock. Who's there? Robert. Robert who? Robert Anderson.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

What's hairy and sags? A ball sack

Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

guess what What? Apsolutly nothing

Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because he would scare the shit out of everyone, and come to think of it wasn't even sure he had been invited.

the awkward moment when you have a boner on your boner

Nero, sure you are okay?

Why is it stupid to call your son Bethany? It is commonly a girl's name.

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