- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so large she finds it difficult to fit into regular sized clothing

A black man walks into a convienent store, pays for his stuff and leaves

Why didn't the man laugh at his son's joke? Because he was born without a mouth.

How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy masterbating.

how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a person and one is an inanimate object

Diana- hey i havnt seen you all summer. Whaaat did you do over the summer? Paul- contract HIV Diana- ...oh ...

What is the difference between a black man dead in the middle of the road... and a deer dead in the middle of the road? One is a human and one is an animal

How can you tell if an elephant has been in your fridge? Broken fridge.

Why dont blind people go skydiving? Because they dont live when they hit the ground

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

What did the black do when a man robbed his house? He called 911

Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

What did the kid with turrets CHEESE! say to his mom.

Your mom is so nice.

You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon

How many dead hookers can you fit in a trunk? Five

What did the goose say to the other goose? Honk!

What's worse than having to listen a song from Justin Bieber? Being wrongfully convicted of child molestation,rape and murder and spending 50 years in prison before being acquited by DNA-analysis.

why did'n the baby wake up from his nap? because he was dead

A plane crashes near an uncharted island with a low supply of fresh water and hardly any animals, except for a few deadly ones. How do the survivors live until rescuers show up? -There were no survivors from the plane crash

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