world society

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where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

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Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

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Rebecca Black's career.

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What looks like poo but is rainbow colored? Rainbow colored poo.

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Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

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Why did the gay kid drop his ice cream Because he got punched in the face.

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What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

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Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

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Q: What do you call a man with a spade in his head? A: An ambulance.

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What does shit smell like? Your maaaa

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On a scale of 1 to 10, how high are you? Very.

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What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

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What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

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Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

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My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

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Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

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Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

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What comes after 23? 24.

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Whats worse than a baby crying on a plane. 9/11

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In an effort to bond, the American president and North Korean Supreme Leader place a bet on a football game. If the President was correct, the Supreme Leader would have to buy them a drink, and vice versa. The game is close but in the end the President's bet wins. He asks for the drink, but the Supreme Leader refuses. An argument breaks out, and lasts for several hours. Eventually the Supreme Leader becomes too infuriated, and leaves. So the next day, North Korea declares war on America and launches nuclear missiles towards them, millions of lives are lost, and the world descends into anarchy.

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Two corns were decided to get married. In wedding, bridegroom can't find bride, so he asked a popcorn next to him, "Do you know where is the bride?" The popcorn answered, "I just change my hair style."

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A man with a barbie doll walks into a bar. He goes up to the bartender and says "I bet you $100 that I can turn this barbie doll into a beautiful lady". The bartender laughs and says "Okay." The man takes out a brush and begins brushing the doll's hair. Seconds later the man has a seizure and falls to floor a dies. It turns out he was a drug addict and had a fatal over dose. The bartender never got his $100.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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