- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My mum is called Steve

A black guy, a white guy, and an Asian guy walk into a library. They were getting help from the Asian guy on their math homework.

what does dana do in her free time? make love with jarrett

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Gay marriage is freaking gay.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped.

I like your words "He without an equal, also stands alone was it?"

Why did a car full of African-American men pull up to a lonely white man walking on the sidewalk at 12 p.m. in Harlem? To ask for directions.

Q. What is the fastest animal in the world? A. An Ethiopian chicken.

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

What happened to the chicken when it crossed the road? Nothing because the cars that almost hit it swerved off the road.

Q-What did the hobo get for Christmas? A-Pneumonia.

What do you call a guitar with only one string? A guitar.

Why couldn't the blonde do her homework? She had no fingers.

Q: Why couldn' the muslim eat pork? A: Because he had been raped and killed by a giant scorpion.

How many pairings of animals did Moses collect before the rain started? 1. 500 2. 50000 3. 500000000 4. Nobody really knows 5. It was Noah... Moral: Lol.

what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

So,a guy walks up to his friends at the bar and try's to to talk to them,the friends start being rasist ,so the first guy says 'wo guys stop going in that direction ,that one direction

Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

What did the POW say to his captor? I do not want to be waterboarded.

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Why did hellen keller's dog kill itself? You would to if your name was, AIIEEEEIUUUUHGH!

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