What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

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Roses are red, violets are blue, pee pee is yellow, poo poo is brown. if not you have a serious disease...

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why did the black man sit in the back of the bus? becouse all the seat where taken in the front

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Are you still trying to turn me on or something? Well its not not working. Anyway, what is yogurt? So I am eating dead bacteria here? Ifs so strange I feel like I have known you my entire life.

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What is the name of the mermaid on the Starbucks logo? No one knows, she ran away many years ago of shame. It's undiscovered why.

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What did the faggot say? Nothing, he shot himself due to high school bullying and rejecting parents.

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A seal walks into a club.

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What is the best way to burn Jews Light them on fire

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Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

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What do you call a cat without a face ? - Kitty !

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knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

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Why was George Washington buried in Virginia? Because he was dead.

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Hey connor and brett its ben, you are both at my house

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A man walks in the a bar Now he has 3 missing teeth

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CAVE JOHNSON.

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Do You Know You Have Cancer?

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There is a man laying on the floor in a pool of blood and vomit, there is a broken beer bottle in a puddle of beer next to him. He thinks is a sponge.Purple

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a chicken crosses the street to ask a man: what is an anti-joke? the man replies: a joke the chicken responds: so why do they call it an ANTI-joke? the man answers: why did the horse walk into a bar? the chicken retorts: you can't answer a question with a question! the man replies: you're a figment of my imagination, nah nah nah nah i can't hear you.

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How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

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Why did the black woman have an affair? Because she had an unsatisfying sex life, her old husband was boring, and she was curious about being with other men.

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"Hey baby, did it hurt when you fell from up there?" "Waaaaaaahhhhh..." "Ok, let me kiss it better."

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A man walks into a bar

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What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t get to cross the road. Halfway through the crossing, it was hit by a car and turned into roadkill. Then a family of black people picked it up and turned it into fried chicken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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