- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Cars were invented after her death, so she never had the opportunity to learn.

Ya know what's funny? A joke well-told by a professional comedian.

What did the limp dick say to the vagina? Is that rash contagious?

Here come the elephants over the hill!

A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

joe diragi whacks off his dog

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

Yo momma so fat, she's in the hospital dying of morbid obesity. Sorry man.

Your momma has such a bad pancreas that it releases insulin into her bloodstream all the time. NOT just in response to glucose.

what's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? one is fun to hit with a sledge hammer, and one is a watermelon

What does the hulk do when he's angry? Compulsively masturbate.

Jesus walks on water Chuck Norris swims through land

whats black and doesnt like politics? a black chair

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What did the Coke can say to the Pepsi can? Nothing it is a inanimate object and cannot speak.

Why were there only 5,000 Mexicans at the Battle of Alamo? They only had 1250 trucks.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

What happened to to dyslexic giraffe that tripped over a brick. It got back up.

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

Get on the boat.

A guy finds a lamp in the desert and rubs it 3 times.. No genie appears because there is no such thing as Magic.

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