- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Whats worse than 2 babies in a trashcan. 1 baby in 2 trashcans

What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

what is red and smells like paint red paint

Roses are red Violets are blue I gotta go to the bathroom

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Daddy drinks, Because you cry.

Why did the blonde throw her alarm clock out the window? Because it was broken.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get slaughtered.

The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

Two peanuts were crossing a road. One was salted.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

What has 8 legs and 1 eye? 2 chairs and half a fish.

What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

A cheetah walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve re cheetah, as cheetahs are an endangered species and does not want to risk the cheetah succumbing to alcohol poisoning.

Q: How did the black man own the Lamborgini? A: He was 2 Chainz.

I woke up today

Why was the fat lady on the Medicine ball? Because she was fat!

drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

There is a blonde, Santa and Jesus. Someone throws a million dollars on the ground who picks it up? Me because I shot them

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