What did the boy without arms get in his Christmas present? A pair of gloves. Just kidding, he didn't open it yet.

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what do you do if you get in a car wreck with a black man get out of your vehicle and exchange insurance information

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Ethan's girlfriend is a salg hahahahahahahahahahahaha fucking meff she needs to die

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how do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed? pick up a parenting book ask him nicely try a time out not care because he's a kid and hes supposed to jump on beds?

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Bill: Hey Scott, do you have the time? John: My name is John, you must have mistaken me for someone else. Bill: Oh. I apologize for the inconvenience. John: No problem. By the way, the time is 3:34. Bill: I don't actually need the time, me and Scott just have this inside joke of me asking the time when we both very well know that he refuses to wear a wristwatch. John: Alright

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Why don't you hit a black guy riding a bike? Because that is dangerous and he could get hurt.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None. It is an avian species incapable of throwing such a heavy material as wood.

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Why did the black man quit his job as a rapper? Because he was an admirable father and husband and was willing to sacrifice his passion to provide for those he loved.

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Why did the girl drop her vannlia ice cream? Vannlia Ice punched her for being cool as ice.

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Godzilla steps on a bar and orders a Scotch.

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anti joke What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the family get sick?? because i fucked a girl with a parsnip then sold the parsnip to a family with 4 small children

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Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

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So i was writing a letter to my girlfriend on valentines day right ? So this is how it goes . " hey lisa happy volentines day!" my black friend walks up to me and says" its a mightyfine day out! " The moral of the story is... Tomatoes can't fly planes

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How many sumo wrestlers does it take to lift a huge rock? The point of lifting a rock just to lift a rock is stupid, so why would you get 3 sumo wrestlers to come out and waste their time.

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what is the difference between the dead baby and the sandwich? i don't put my penis into the sandwich before i eat it.

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Q: what happened to the man who dropped the soap? A: nothing, he casually bent over and picked it up.

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Girl:Do you wanna hear a joke? Boy:Sure... Girl: jesus loves you

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Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

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Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not suzie!!

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what did the robot say to the black guy? I'LL BE BACK

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Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

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What did the black man say while getting mauled by a jungle cat? "Help im dying", as the animal riped him peice by peice with fear in his eyes he died slowly as the jungle cat draged him back to its den helplessly he fades away and the animal eats him.

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