- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

Why did the black guy buy a bucket of KFC? Because he was hungry

What is the biggest lie that's still close to the truth? You came out of your momma's asshole.

A man bets that his friend can't drink five beers in a row. His friend does it and says "See, I told you I can do it!" The man replies "No, I can't see, I'm blind."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was stapeled on to the elephant.

Why couldn't Jack and Jill climb the hill? Because they were bagels.

How many Jews can you fit inside a car? Legally somewhere between 2 and 9 depending on seat belt availability and passenger space.

What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

Why did the fat man fall off the balcony? He didn't, I pushed him.

A horse walks into a bar. The Bartender says "Why the long face?" The Bartender is then put into a lunatic asylum for hallucinating and trying to communicate with said hallucinations.

Why did the cow cross the road? Because he escaped the farm and didn't know what else to do.

i was quite upset when my girlfriend called me a peodifile, what does she know, shes only 6.

whats worse than bitting into ur apple and finding a worm? bitting into ur apple an finding out u have just murded noddy and his family who were making a nice little home in there

why did the chicken cross the street? so it could throw a fridge at you, you are very loud at night for some reason and you wake everyone up. the chicken then goes home to watch gay porn videos.

is this the krusty krab? no, this is patrick.

I used to be schizophrenic, but we're ok now.

what Did The Cow Say To The Chicken, Moo

Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

Why doesn't anybody like the octopus? There anti-social creatures by nature

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot.... ya' damn racist!

Why can't the black guy read? Because he's blind.

Why Americans are so bad at League of Legends? Because they can't defend their towers.

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