- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor who? snicker F*ck a duck.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What's the difference between you and a sick duck? I forget the rest but your mother's a whore.

Q: Why did the mom try to wake up a sleeping bag? A: Because it's morning and her kid is curled up inside fast asleep

What do you call a 9 year old with no friends? A Sandyhook survivor.

why did your mom make food to feed the killweeds.

Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

What do you get when you cross a lawn mower and a rabbit? A dead rabbit...

Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

When geese migrate, why is one side of the V longer than the other? There are more birds on that side.

Why did the teenage girl pee on a stick? She and her boyfriend had foolishly engaged in unprotected sex two weeks before, and she was now concerned that she may be pregnant.

We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

Whats the difference between a black man and a picnic table? Alot of things

what are you mike bibby?

Why did the carpenter cry? Somebody killed his family.

Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor who? *snicker* F*ck a duck.