- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

Thank you very much for being so kind to me throughout the years. I have never known a better man. Rest in peace.

So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

A duck walks passed a lemonade stand.

What are blacks scared of? The kkk

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

Sloths

Why was the girl running out of the school? Because her principal was trying to rape her.

Whats the difference beetween a pilgrim and a jack-o-lantern? Jack-o-lanters didn't discover america.

I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

American: Hi im American Hispanic: Oh hey

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What's brown and sticky? Anal

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

why did the owner of Google decide to name the company "Google"? google it..

Yo momma so stupid, she had you.

What's the difference between a black person and a park bench? Benches are inanimate objects while people are indeed carbon-based life forms.

How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

What did the Wind say to the Window? (Insert Racist punchline here)

Knock knock. Who's there? Quetzalcoatl. Quetzalcoatl who? Quetzalcóatl, Mayan name Kukulcán, (from Nahuatl quetzalli, “tail feather of the quetzal bird [Pharomachrus mocinno],” and coatl, “snake”), the Feathered Serpent, one of the major deities of the ancient Mexican pantheon. Oh... hi.

A stipper walked into a club, though it was a golf club so she tripped and cracked her skull on it.The end.

Knock knock Who's there Isabelle Isabelle who? Is-a-bell necessary on a bike

Why did the black man go to the store? To get milk and eggs because he was running out of those items

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