What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

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what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Me either. Well, later. Later.

Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

What's worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your heart.

Are you one of those gay rapists that flame around telling people no all the time?

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Why are you asking me this question? That's awful and you should be ashamed of yourself.

If a man dies in China, Does anybody care?

A man walks into a store with a faulty washing machine. He provides a valid guarantee receipt at the customer service desk and it is replaced without an issue

Knock knock. Who's there? There's no need to ask this question due to the fact that most homes are built with peepholes nowadays.

Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

what do you call a black man that sells drugs

If you are on this site, you have a shitty life. It is even shittier if you read this.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

Did you hear about the black kid that had a gun? Yeah, it's a.20 gage that his father bought him for Christmas so that he could go hunting together

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Mark Twain, Jesus, and Bill Gates are sitting at a bar. Someone messed with the space time continuum again.

A boy called Justin bieber fell down a hole and died

What do you call an apple, an orange, and a pear in a bowl? Fruit

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

What's the difference between a Jew and a cucumber? You can't gas a cucumber.

What did the Chicken say to the Turkey Nothing, Chickens don't talk.

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