- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the two Japanese men say to each other? I have no idea I don't speak Japanese

What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

What is the difference between a goat? It can neither ride a bike.

What do you get if you cross a human and a cow? Arrested.

What did the flower say to it's friends? I want to kill a Christmas tree.

You were born.

You're on a bus and the driver is black, you're white friend turns to you and says, We're gonna have a race on the highway!

Mom I am so sorry I molested you yesterday. Im not your mom! Phew, wanna go out?

A guy walks into a bar with a Donkey and a jar full of pennies. He walks up to the bartender and orders ten shots of whiskey. He was found dead the next morning from erotic asphyxiation.

Why did Jennifer shit herself? Because there was a black man staring through her window!

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

dyslexics of the world untie!

How is a presidential election like Alien vs. Predator? Whoever wins, we lose.

What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe? Rober-to. What do you call a black guy with a big toe? Tobe Bryant

Why did the man cross the road? His mother had recently passed away after a 12 year battle with lung cancer and is visiting her tombstone.

Why did Ian pass his CRB check? Because he committed his crimes on holiday

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

wanna know the biggest joke on antijoke.com? People's spelling.

Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mother's funeral.

What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

How many Hairdressers does it take to change a lightbulb. Usually one.

How did the boy get a bruise? His mum threw a fridge at him! How did the boy get a big graise? He got mulched! Why did the boy get molested? Because he was naked in Mr. Molestogiacomo's house!

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