what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

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When life throws you lemons, you probably have dyslexia

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So there was this cracker sitting on a bench. A pigeon picked it up and flew off. Probably ate it afterwards.

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Roses are red. Violets are violet. Violet is a color already.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

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A black guy, Jewish guy, Chinese guy and a normal guy walk into a bar. They were all normal but the race of the last guy could not be easily determined.

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Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your roommate, I forgot my keys.

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whats green and dont fit? a dead epileptic.

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A blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who hits the ground first? The one that jumped first

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what did the nostalgic robot barber say to all of his customers before cutting their hair? 0010101000011100101000100100100110101010100101010101010

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Why did the girl cry when her boyfriend brought up the topic about rape? Because she was raped by her father as a child and it was a suppressed memory.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a wanted serial killer on the run from the police

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What is the meaning of life? 42

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Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

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a man walks into a house... then realizes its not his house and leaves.

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"Why did Jim Jones put cyanide in the People's Temple Flavor Aid?" Because he understood that adding sugar would be bad for their teeth.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

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Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

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how many baby's does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

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why was the jew shaking hands with a nazi? they realized their differences and were bonding.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to his mother's funeral.

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If you play The Binding of Isaac backwards, it's about a boy who summons Satan in hell and ascends multiple floors and eventually revives him mom by sucking in tears. He eventually becomes less of a monster until going back to his home and living hapily with his mother, completely forgetting anything had ever happened.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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