- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm a Banker. A woman asked if I could check her balance... So I pushed her off a cliff.

Q- Why did spongbob go to Detroit? A- He didn't, spongbob is not real. And even if he was, Detroit is not a very popular tourist attraction.

Indians

Why do dead Republicans float? Their corpse's mass-to-volume ratio is less than the water they displace. It is very sad.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? I don't hammer the watermon

The doctor woke up and the hooker he screwed told him she had the clap and he said thats the least of your problms bitch you have aids

When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

what you get time to go with? - a clock

What's worse than getting rejected by your date? Finding out she gave you a social disease. Namely AIDS.

If Chuck Norris was really so awesome he would come and slam my head into the keyboard.

Roses are red Olives are Black come to my and will smoke some crack

What did the wife say to the husband? I'm a man.

Hey Jew. What? Shut up.

Q;How many screams does it take to ruin a good riddle? A: OOOOOONNNNEEEEEEEEEEE! Moral: This potentially awesome riddle may or may not have been aborted by a scream.

Why did the white guy die because he had cancer

I have a friend named David. He then lost his ID, now we called him Dav

What's the difference between celery and a truck?

Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

what's more fun then stapling a dead baby to a fence? ripping it off

What does the Post Office have in common with a shoe store? Both provide goods and services in exchange for money.

What do you call a man with no legs or arms trying to ski? Impossible.

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

why did the girl moan in pain? she got punched in the face.

Why did Susie fall off the swing?? ShE had no arms. Knock knock... Whose there? Not Susie

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