- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She didn't own a car.

~Chinese Anti Joke~ What is the difference between American army and Chinese army? American army teach youngsters to use their tanks. Chinese army smash youngsters with their tanks.

Q: What did the Lone Ranger say when he saw his horse coming? A: Here comes my horse.

why did no one like Ashley? because she was a bitch!

Why did the monkey eat the pineapple? IDK, ask Sam D

-Your momma is so ugly, she wasnt a model. -Am I supposed to be caring?

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How do you make a clown happy? You sucks it's dick

You're momma is so dumb, she has troubles passing her math unit and should seriously consider a math touter

Why couldn't Helen Keller Drive? Because she was a woman.

Why did the mathematician go to jail? Because he killed his wife.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

What's the difference between sand and menstral blood? I can't gargle sand

A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

What did the butler say to the guest while his master is in the bathroom? Butler: "Sir, will you wait while the Master bathes?" Guest: "How long will he be, I'm quite busy!" Butler: "He shouldn't be long sir, he should be finishing up now."

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

a man with a scar on his right hand walked in to a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x z y.

Much to my surprise, the Hoover Dam was not built by beavers.

So I want to write an Anti-Joke, so I go to the write your own tab and see in the security code box: Which one is a country- fried rice or fried chicken. C'mon, it's definitely fried rice.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon... Michael Jackson has sex with little boys.

You mom is to dumb when she herd about Walgreens she thout all the walls were green

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