- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

So a guy walked into the doctors and said, "It hurts when I poke my leg like this." The doctor said, "Well don't poke your leg like that."

Knock Knock! Who is there? A 6ft tall black man who recently escaped prison that is requesting asylum in your lovely mansion. sounds legit.

What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

How do you put a baby in a blender? Feet first, so you can see its expression. How do you get a baby out of a blender? With chips.

Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

Did you hear about the man who went up into space without a space suit? He died.

jd and zach loves vigina

what has one ear, one leg, one eye, one arm, and is Jewish half a Jew

What did the pineapple say to the cucumber? Nothing...the pineapple was incapable of speech, for twas only an infant.

How do you make Yoda sad? Kill all of his friends.

One of my nipples is a different colour from the other two. Is this normal? The Doctor replied with the answer no and said you have cancer

Q:what's faster than a black man with you t.v A:his brother with your laptop

Knock Knock Who's there? Tennis? Tennis who? Tennis Racket

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A black guy and a white guy are walking down the sidewalk. As it suddenly begins to rain, what does the white guy say to the black guy? Nothing. They did not know each other.

old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers

Knock Knock. Not home.

What looks like a horse, but smells and has feathers? A dead horse with a pidgeon in its ass.

Q: What's the difference between between basketballs and babies? A: I don't shoot basketballs.

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