why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive a train? Because she was blind, deaf, and most likely uneducated in the field of train conduction.

I remember in the 80's it felt like Bill Cosby was being shoved down my throat. He was always on TV with his show and those Jello commercials.

What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

why did the baby stop crying his mother killed him with an axe

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roses are red, violets are blue, niggers are black and so is my poo

Knock Knock Whose there? Me! Hi

What's the difference between a dead baby and an egg? Ones delicious with bacon, the others an egg.

Why did the hunter shoot the deer? Because he was hungry and might starve to death if he didnt

What do you call a puppy in alaska? A cold PUPPY!!!!!

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? One is a devotee of the torah, one is a delicious meal.

what's red and horny a red unicorn

Knock Knock. Who's there? Me. You who? Me.

An Englishman walks into a bar.

I'm so hungry I could eat a well prepared meal!

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Polity ask him to stop.

What Do You Call A Fake Noodle? ----An Impastaaa!!!!!

your momma's so stupid, she starved to death in a supermarket i probably would too...considering all the good shit needs to be cooked

roses are red violets are blue my name is kate boyd im gay

what do u call a gay dinosaur megasoreass

your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

What did the mormon say when he complemented the gay person? Nothing, because mormons hate gays.

What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

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