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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy late for class? He was late because he got stabbed and left in the bathroom.

wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. smacks ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

Did you hear about the constipated mathematician who broke his calculator? He went to the shops and bought some laxatives and a new calculator.

A man walks into a bar and says, "I'll take a drink."

Y the girl tuch her butt she tried To get dookie

Want to hear a joke? No.

what does a beer and a priest have in common? They both are cold refreshing beverages, except for the priest.

Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

why did the girl cross the road? to get away from you

Adele walks into a bar. The barman says she's too ugly hahahahahahahahahahhahahahha lololololololololololololol

what is funnier than 24.....?????? 69. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. IT IS FUNNY BECAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE ME AND YOUR MAMA

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

Q. Name six animals that live in the north pole A.Four polar-bears and two penguins

To be, or not to be. That is not the question. The question is, what time is it?

What do you call a cat that gets pushed into the pool? Angry as hell.

If the 49ers won the superbowl

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

How many British people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two. One to screw in the lightbulb, and one to hold the flashlight because the room is probably dark.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practise.

What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

why am i so sexy? I was raised by a dog.

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