- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mom is so fat she is at high risk of a future heart attack and should be taken to a cardiologist

What do you call a guy with aids? Your dad

What the the newly born male dog get for his first birthday? A loss of two testicles.

What if algebra teachers were actually pirates, and they're making us find the X so they can search for buried treasure?

Q: What did they call the dude who was stuck on a deserted island? A: Incontinent.

what's the difference between your grandmother and a dead squirrel? Technically, if you burn them both, your grandmother will produce more ash, but apart from that, they are both useless pieces of carbon.

The bartender says "We don't serve time travellers here". Two time travellers walk into a bar.

Life is like a bucket of wood shavings. Except when they're in a pail. Then it's like a pail of wood shavings.

How do you get a drummer off your doorstep? Ask politely.

Q:Howd the blind kid find his way home? A:He didnt, he got lost and died of starvation.

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.

What is grey and cannot fly? A parking lot.

roses are red hula is hula when i walk in cass i see a big tula

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Food and blankets from a nearby shelter.

Gas prices are so high, I've had to resort to walking and riding my bike.

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a very challenging question.

I drive in driveways. I recite in recitals. I play in plays. I park on parkways. My greenhouse is green. And my boxing ring is round. Why does everyone think I'm weird??

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are also red, "Honey, please call the fire department!"

Knock Knock Who's there? Xiao Kaan Xiao kaan who? Fu*k you ugly lauuhhh

Why did the jew cross the road Because he was being cornered by 10 nazis that had automatic guns

Whats greasy and long? Your moms chesthair

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