Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

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What do you do if a black man throws a gernade at you? You take the pin out, and throw it back.

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an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

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I know you are but what am I? Gay.

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Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

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Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

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Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

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what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

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How do you make a fake baby cry -Put batteries in it. How do you make a real baby cry? -Put batteries in it.

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Roses are red violets are blue or at least that's what they tell me because I am blind

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Q: What's 1 + 1? A: I don't know, I am an African who was bought up in the famine my mother died, my father starved. I have to sell myself to feed my sisters. I never went to school and drink my urine every second day because I have no water.

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What did the boy without arms get in his Christmas present? A pair of gloves. Just kidding, he didn't open it yet.

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What are the two words that once you hear, You will feel a sudden gush of euphoria followed by immense depression? The Game

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When Chuck Norris dives into a pool... he gets wet due to the aqueous nature of the water

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what do you do if you get in a car wreck with a black man get out of your vehicle and exchange insurance information

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Q: Do these jeans make me look fat? A: No your fat makes you look fat.

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So two men were drinking beer and one asks "Why are you so sad today, Lenny?" The other man replies "Because I was just diagnosed leukemia." Four days later Lenny dies and his body was buried at Cherryhill Cemetery where his family mourned over his death.

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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Why is the blonde so upset? Her mother is dying from cancer.

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why did the baby fall out of the crib? it was dead

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What is brown, white, and red all over? A part asian part white guy covered in blood after having her girlfriend have her period while they were having sex in a club in alaska near a military school that was abandoned and is now haunted but justin bieber took care of that.

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A black guy walks into a shop, takes a shirt, and then he pays for it.

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eat a hot dog

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Nero, listen, do not try to imply that you created the Iron man method, that was developed by many people over the duration of many years in the former underground society. You seem far too educated to be the savage you claim to be, if I told you that our people will do the uttermost to see if we can fix that eye of yours and succeed, will you forgive my failure and imperfections as a leader? Look at it this way, I am a leader, not a ruler, what my followers do is up to them, but if they cannot understand that they have to pay the consequences behind their actions, they have no place within the order, as for the expression "my order" it is simply what my many followers like for me to say, not because they are unwilling to take responsibility, but as a token of praise. Our articulations and means of expressing desire and such are very much the same, have you ever been part of our order?

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