- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babys taking them out with a pitchfork

what does the sloth say to Jonah reincastle? nothing Jonah is the sloth

How do you fit a giraffe into a refrigerator? You cut it into pieces.

Your Mom

What's more fun then spinning a dead baby around on a clothesline at 50 miles an hour? Stopping it with a shovel.

What's green, [ THIS BIG ] and flies around the room... A remote controlled gherkin!

What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was mentally retarded and didnt know any better.

The once was a man from Nantucket, Who gave up on his life and said "damn this!" Then he won lots of money, His future looked bright and sunshiny Until one day he suddenly died

Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should i know, i do not speak chicken.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock (who's there?) Not Sally.

:y do people talk? ;idk :oh then nevermind

Cheese

What did the boy say to his friend? nothing, they were both deaf

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

A jewish man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder, the bartender asks "where'd you get that" the man replied "at a pet shop"

Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

a skinny sumo wrestler

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grasp or throw anything, so the point is moot unless they evolve thumbs for the sole purpose of chucking wood.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist -Tag

What happened to the black jew? He went to college and died in a plane crash.

KONY 2012! world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

What happens when Helen Keller plays badminton? She doesn't win because she threw out her back playing Ultimate Frisbee the weekend prior.

What's the best thing about shrimp? It never goes bad.

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