What does a black guy get for Christmas? your bike.

Q: If your riding down the Nile on a boat and your boat springs a leak, how many boxes of pancake mix does it take to fix the hole? A: 58, because Koalas are marsupials

Go away nothing to see here,. I said go away

Q: What do you call a nun in a wheelchair A: Handicapped.

Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

Want to hear a joke? 12 year olds

jack and jill went up the hill to have a little fun. that dumb ass jill forgot the pill and now they have a son

What's worse than someone who thinks Sting is a nice guy? Sting.

Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun.

Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

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that moment when the last few ceral are like "Come on catch me bitch"

What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

How else can an Asian wear a contact lens? Too bad for them. They can;t sucks for them. Asians with small eyes EXCEPT FOR INDIANS look ugly

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

You're mama's SO stupid that when she applied to college, they were happy to help.

what is orange and sounds like a parrot a carrot

Why didn't the boy get his mom anything for her birthday? He was killed by a drunk driver years ago

How many blondes does it take to change a diaper? About a thousand

Knock Knock. What's up? Oh, nothing much, you? Yeah, you know, same old, same old. Cool.

Why'd the squrille fall out of the Tree? Cause it was dead

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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