- Anti Joke

Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

Why did the young boy cross the road? because his dad beats him due to alcoholism and his mother is a crack whore.

What did the waiter say to an overweight customer? May I take your order?

Hey, did you see that episode of Glee last night? It was awesome! Especially that scene where they all sang. It wasn't as good as the previous ones, but I think the show it making a comeback.

What do you call a fridge painted red and brown? A fridge.

Why did susie fall off the swing? Because an arrow penetrated her head.

Q. Why did the squirrel cross the road? A. Because it was stapled to the chicken.

Repeat after me... I'matote ulbu twad Now say that all together Im a total butt wad

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Q) What did the Irishman get for his birthday? A) Drunk

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? An ambulance.

what do you call a black man on the moon? an astronaut.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

A bear walks into a bar. Everyone evacuates as animal control safely asses the situation.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

What's worse than a worm in your holocaust? An apple.

Why did the man with no arms or legs fall out of the tree? Because he got shot.

Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

Why did the TV not turn off? You need to use a remote.

What is green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? An elephant I lied!

why was the boy sad he had a frog stapled to his face

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 had paranoia.

Whats big, purple and hairy. Has 4 eyes and 2 brains? Nothing.