why did jim die? he had cancer why did jim have no hair? it started to fall out when he was 20 and now he is bald at 30 years old

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What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

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When does a cat not land on its feet? When it has paws.

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What is red and hangs around the back of a train? A miscarriage.

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What do you call a man with a gun in his mouth? Keith.

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whats worse that finding your having sex with your long lost sister? having sex with your long lost brother

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Guy 1: Why does it smell like a wet dog? Guy 2: Because I smell like a wet dog

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A man walks into a bar, he sits down.

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You know whats worse than an anti-joke? Practically Anything.

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An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

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What do two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attempting to get back to his farm.

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What did one fat chick say to the other fat chick? Who cares, they're fat.

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knoc knock! who's there? poo on! poo on who? you!

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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Like is like a penis long and easy. But women make it hard

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Many men trespass on my property to taste my milk based beverages. They insist that it's quality is superior to yours. I could teach you how to make such milk based beverages, but I would have to levy a fee.

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What do you do when life gives you Oranges? You make lemonade and life wonders how you did it

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Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

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What's so great about twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

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what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

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your mom is so fat jesus couldnt even lift her spirits

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Why was the Pizza Delivery boy crying? He was sad.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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