- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a mexican in a coffee shop? a customer and/or worker in the coffee shop.

A man walks into a bar and approaches a man "Ask me if I'm a tree." "Fine.Are you a tree?" "No."

what did the cat say to the potato? meow

Here's a joke The Holocaust.

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting owl Interrupting owl- HOOOOOOOOOOOO

Doris was putting up Christmas lights when he noticed the bulb's suddenly came on. He was puzzled at first, as he hadn't plugged them in. He climbed down the ladder and found that it was his son, Robby who had plugged the lights in.

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

What does a horse and a donkey have in common? They are both very different from trees

A blonde dies Lololol

What do you call something that lives in a pineapple under the sea? I don't know, but that seems like an improbable circumstance.

What breaks when you give it to a baby? Its pelvis

A black man, a jew, and an atheist are on a boat. Suddenly the boat started sinking. A mermaid would only save two of them. who do did she save? Mermaids don't exist. The all died. They were my friends.

What did the ginger say to the blond? Hello, what is your name?

Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme The end

Whats the difference between a baby and my freezer? I don't stick my meat in the freezer!

I remember my grandfather's last words he said to me before he kicked the bucket...."Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

What is better than winning a gold medal at the parolympic games? Having two legs!

how many jews does it take to fit in a mid-size sedan? -5 comfortably.

Kid: My dad's brother has gone at it with a lot of women. Friend(sarcastically): Geez that's great! When was he born? Kid: '69

Matt Gregory Harrington is a bender, pylon, hoser, duster tripod, and puck bunny!!!!

How many Woman does it take to change a lightbulb? none they had a back up lamp

What do you call someone that blows up a plane? Nothing you were on that plane

Why is Dominic's nick name big D? Because the first letter in his name is D.

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