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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q-what did lady gaga say to the retard when he asked why he's so stupid? A- Cuz baby u were born this way

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was deaf and blind.

I've got a joke for you. The people writing these jokes. Thats a joke.

Q: Why do police men keep killing unarmed black men? A: I don't know.

Whats white and rubs stuff out ? An albino with a rubber.

How many babies can you breast feed? 2

Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

A traveling salesman stops at a farmer's house. The farmer then offers the salesman a bed with his daughter. The salesman quickly replied, "I don't want to go to bed right now. I need to know the way to Pawtucket." The farmer then gave the salesman directions and the two parted ways.

Who has a big nose? YOU!!!

A man goes into a bar and gets drunk. He realizes that he is too drunk to drive and calls a cab to bring him home.

Me: did u here the one about the girl got hit by a car? Man: no what happened? Me: She is in the hosspital with slight fractures and a broken wrist, but she will live

-You know what will always get people fighting? -Hey, you wanna fight?

mark is religion

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for the winter and now I am dead." Ha! It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

What did the prostitute say to the pimp? Can I have $50? She was found three minutes later beaten to death with a purple cane, and had many imprssions of rings in her skull

What is better than getting a job? Getting a better job.

Why did the police officer shoot the man in the wheelchair? Says the police: "He was running"

-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

What is the difference between a baby and a tree? Its not illegal to hit one with an axe

What do you call John Lennon without glasses? A skeleton, because John Lennon is dead.

Albert your flies undone.

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