- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks in to a bar, what does he say? Ouch.

How do you fit 10 dead babies in a bowl? A blender How do you get them out? Chips

Why are some people so good at basketball? Because they are all black.

Q: What's the hardest part about throwing a baby down the stairs? A: My dick.

A mailman walks into a bar He delivers a bill for the electricity and leaves.

What moos like a cow? Another cow

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Q:What's black, wrinkled and smells like raisins? A: A raisin.

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A psychotic man steals a Police Officer's handgun, the man runs down the street. What happened? He fell in a hole and died.

A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

Why did the boy lose the race? Because he is morbidly obese.

Why is my son hungry? Because he didn't eat lunch.

Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

Why did the black man walk across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

How do you know if elephants are watching a movie? If a Volkswagen Beetle is parked outside the movie house.

What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

Prince of bell air with Keanu Reeves: SMIIIIIIIIIIITH! DID YOU DESTROY MY COUCH? Neo: ... WELL DID YOU BOTHER CARLTON DOING HIS STUFF? Neo... Will you shut up then? ... Intro: This, is my story, read the text, thank you.

yo mama is so fat she broke a branch off the family tree

How do you get a one-armed Polak out of a tree? Get him a ladder and help him down.

What's fourteen inches long and purple and can make a woman scream all night? crib death

Why did Bob wear a jumper and trousers even though it was a very hot day? Because he is an idiot.

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