What is the Hardest part of helping a grandma who has having trouble crossing the road? Picking the gravel out of the wrinkles in her knees.

A man walks into a library looking for books on poor punchlines. The Librarian directs him to the appropriate section.

tiger woods played golf against peyton manning and yet tiger still cant win.

Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

Why was the little kid bullied? Because kids are goats.

Why doesn't my mom make dinner anymore? she died in a fire on my birthday.

Excuses are like assholes: Gay men like to have sex with them.

red is red blue is blue derpy derp de derp

Why was the Mexican sleeping? He wishes to decrease his risk of motor vehicle accidents.

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how do you know when you've had too much to drink? . . . when you're dead.

I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

A black man walks into a bar. He paid his tab and couldn't have been more polite.

A blond went to a barber to get her hair cut. She had her ear phones in and tolled the barber not to take her ear phones out at all. So the barber was swiching her ear phones to cut her hair then she fell asleep so the barber took both of her ear phones off for a minute and then she died

What's worse than the holocost? 6 Million Jews

What did the farmer say to the cow that asked for food? No.

What happened when the man got into the taxi? The driver shot him 17 times in the chest and ran away

What do you get if you mix rice with slightly different flavoured rice? Rice.

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

Your mother is so fat that if she were to fall from a great distance she would hit the ground with more force than that of an average sized individual.

Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: He wasn't, it turns out 7 was afraid of 6 because 6 beat 7 up in high school

What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

wanna here a good joke? me too.

I america you read books. But in Soviet Russa, Books read YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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