- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Before her maiden voyage, they told the Titanic she could become anything. So she became a submarine.

Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

How can you tell if your wife is dead? The sex is the same but the dishes pile up.

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey, I just met you

Why did the chicken cross the road Because the farmer is obviously to stupid to build a proper chicken coop, and thus his chicken is crossing the road and will most likely be hit by a car

Shape like a book, have papers like a book, have a cover like a book, and could be read like a book. But it's not a book, what is it? A dictionary

a group of teenagers are laughing at a boy around their age when on says "youre stupid" the boy then replies "i prefer the term Autistic"

What's worse than a bee sting? The holocaust What's worse then the holocaust? Two bee stings

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, chocolate milk.

Why was the black man smoking marijuana with his friends? He was at a glaucoma support group meeting.

whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

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Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

What do you do to a little boy who just called you fat? Throw a rhino at him!

Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

What is worse then 10 babes nailed to a tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Or something... Volume one. What do you do if you are in the jungle and get confronted by one jaguar to your left, and one tiger at the right and got only one bullet left in your gun? You shoot the Jaguar and drive home in the tiger.

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Whats funnier than a dead baby?... a dead baby dressed as a clown whats funnier than that?... A pile of dead babies dreesed as clowns Whats funnier than that?... that the baby in the bottom of the pile is alive.

What is the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Jews are a religious group. Boy scouts are a group of boys who enjoy camping and other outdoor activities.

What's funnier than a fat person falling nothing is

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