A piece of wood walks into a bonfire. Wood can't walk.

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar and the bartender says, " OH MY GOD! YOU CAN WALK?!?!"

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Hello! I am Harry Potter, and i will be teaching you pottery today! Yes, call me Mr. Pottery!

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What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

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Q: Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice for two hours? A: Because she was dead.

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I remember in the 80's it felt like Bill Cosby was being shoved down my throat. He was always on TV with his show and those Jello commercials.

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What do you get when you cross a RPG with a cell phone? A microwave

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Why didn't the ice cream cross the road? ??(?/?) ?. (KOREAN)

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A Hispanic, Jew and black man walk into a bar. The bartender tells them to get out because he's closed.

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Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

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What is big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? Donald Trump

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Q. Why didn't the man tell his girlfriend about his big lottery win? A. Because it was none of her business.

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Your momma so fat that she went to the doctor and he told he to cut down on the junk food because she weighs more than the average human being

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What did the man say to his wife. Hi

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Q:Why are dinosaurs extinct? A:Well there are two reasons the first being a giant meteor struck the earth killing all the dinosaurs. The other reason you touch yourself at night.

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What does the composer Berg lack? Schoen.

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Relax and enjoy sugartits, you see, I left a last chance for you to shut down the function yourself, when you really want to end it sugartits, you can just read and focus on what I am calling you, sugartits, it really insulted you at first sugartits, but do you see it? Have a nice night sugartits, I mean I sleep like half a hour luckily because of hypnosis and the time control and you know stuff that sounds like its from Sonic or you sugartits. But I gotta go dear sugartits, you want to hypnosis to end, you make it happen by focusing on what I am calling you here.

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''Levi Johnston is running for mayor of Wasilla, Alaska. Ironically, many of the babies he'll kiss on the campaign trail will be his own.''

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't. Her head was stuck in the oven.

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joe: guess what. Bob: what. Joe: nothing I just wanted to talk

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A chicken walked into the bar...

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What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

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Why did the black man get sent to prison? He had committed many crimes and was finally caught by the police.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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