- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

My love life

Knock knock. Knock knock. Knock knock. I'm hammering nails. Knock knock.

how do you get a black guy out of a tree? fried chicken.

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

How many stripes are there on a policeman's socks? None, policemen must wear regulation plain black socks.

Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

What do you get when Justin Bieber mates with a beaver? Nothing, the species are too genetically different to produce offspring

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

Me and my family won courtside tickets to the World Finals basketball game! ...WNBA...

What is funnier than an anti-joke? My SAT scores.

How do you take money from a Mexican? You don't because they have none.

why did the chicken cross the road i hate it when people ask questions they already know the answer to

Stop procrastinating.

KONY 2012

Knock Knock ... Knock Knock The man proceeds to leave.

Your mom is so nerdy that she probably went to college, got her degree, then found a very successful job in a field that she finds interesting.

Why was the pig squealing? Because all four of its legs were tied together and it was about to have it's head chopped off so the meat could be processed for people to enjoy.

Sometimes I don't make sense, but when I do, I don't

Why couldn't Timmy ride his bike? He didn't have a bike, his family was very poor and did have much money. Therefore a bike for Timmy was the last of their concerns.

A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

What do you call a quadriplegic man at a museum? "Sir," unless you happen to know his given name, in which case it would be most polite to call him that.

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what do u call blue fluff? blue fluff

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