A frog walked into a bar. Except by frog I meant Frenchman, and by bar I meant English pub. The Englishmen in the bar kill the Frenchman in a display of territoriality.

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Why did the cop hate black people? He was a racist.

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Yo mamma is so fat, that she's going on a diet and is exercising regularly to lose wait.

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a cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. the cat is then escorted out of the bar because a cat in a bar is unsanitary. and they do not serve milk.

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what happens if you toss a grey stone into a red sea? it gets wet...

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A lion walks in to a bar, and murders everyone inside. This is why animals are not aloud in bars.

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eden stop

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What do you call a black person who has fallen? an ambulance

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What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

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what is black and blue and hates sex? the ten year old in my trunk.

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Isn't everyday "black tie optional"?

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Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

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Why did the guy lie down? He was dead.

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hey did you hear about Osama bin laden? He was found by the CIA and killed on account of his atrocious actions.

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why did jim die? he had cancer why did jim have no hair? it started to fall out when he was 20 and now he is bald at 30 years old

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How many dead babies can fit in the trunk of my car? Seven.

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whats worse than a repeated antijoke the people that complain about them

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Simon: Knock Knock Alfredo: Who's there? Simon: Wire Alfredo: Wire Who SImon? Simon: Wire are you asking me this!!!!

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A blond and his wife were in the hospital expecting their first child together. The wife gives birth to twins and the husband turns to her and says, "I can't believe we had twins. I'm so happy!"

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What did the gay black man say after JFK was shot? Wow thats really sad but I have such an appetite right now so i should probably go to eat.

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You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

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What is the difference between a black man dead in the middle of the road... and a deer dead in the middle of the road? One is a human and one is an animal

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Yo mamma is so old that she lives in a retirement home for the aged, and will most likely die there in several years.

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A man walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

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