Why did 3 kids mom's die last year? Because they were depressed and committed suicide.

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Roses are red Violets are blue What about pansies

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What's long, hard, and black, and goes into wet things? A submarine.

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Why did the chicken cross the playground. He didn't. chickens are unsanitary to have in schools

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What do you call a black man with cancer? Someone with cancer

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Why are kids with Aspergers Syndrome always banned from Mcdonalds? Let me repeat that: Ass Burgers.

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a man was walking out side to get the news paper what happened next he picked up the newspaper

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Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

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A man walks into a bar and orders 12 shots. "8?" Asks the bartender, to verify he had heard correctly. He feels unsure of giving the man 12 shots but does so anyways due to his financial situation and he hopes for a generous tip. Afterwards, the man kills 9 people in a car crash due to his level of intoxication and the bartender seeps into depression due to his feeling of guilt.

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Why did the KFC worker dislike his job? He was paid lower than minumum wage due to the plummeting economy.

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What`s red and smells like blue paint? A sunburned baby drinking green paint.

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A black man and a mexican are falling off a cliff. Who lands first? The police officer.

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ask me what my temperpedic bed is like. ''whats it like?'' i dont know ive never had one actully.

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drugs.

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Why do black people like watermelons so much? They don't. It's just a stereotype.

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when life randomly gives u lemons, u should probably have a stand cuz people are gonna expect u to make lemonade

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A girl asked for lip balm. She put some on and her lips exploded.

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why navy seals ? they shot osoma bin laden in the face...... multiple times

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Why did the man die a slow and painful death? Because he kept submitting stupid, recycled anti-jokes over and over; so, I killed him.

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What do you call a Mexican guy in America? A Mexican American

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Why was Dr Who unable to travel back in time using the TARDIS? Because it's just a television prop. It isn't a real time machine.

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Who's the best German Chef? Hitler

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Q: What did the teacher say at the end of recess. A: "Recess is over."

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