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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Black People does it take to change a lightbulb? One. Changing a lightbulb is a very simple task.

Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet eating her curds and way, along came a spider who sat there beside her and asked, "Hey bitch what's in the bowl?"

Why the moron throw the clock out the window? Because he was a moron.

Ask me if I'm a dinosaur. Are you dinosaur? No.

Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

What's the difference between men and coca-cola? I don't like coca-cola

What did Woody say to Buzz? A lot. There were three movies.

Why is this joke hilarious? Because it isn't.

When you nut and slice her fukcing dumb head off fucking dumb BITCH DIES

knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

roses are red violets are blue sunflowers are yellow I bet you were expecting something romantic but this is just gardening facts

Barack Obama.

The shopkeeper said to a customer, "It's raining cats and dogs!" The customer said, "Okay, I'll take eight of them."

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

Where did Jonathan go when the bombs hit? Everywhere.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a prison. They're stopped by a gang. Hey, want to play a game? They answer "No thanks, we died in the last joke."

Why did the little girl go to the hospital?........................Beacuse she fell when trying to steal cookies out of the cookie jar on top of the fridge.

Knock knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave was beginning to get very scared of his best friend at this time, so he ran away panicking.

What's the difference between a smart blonde and bigfoot? There's been sittings of bigfoot

What did Santa say when he came to drop off your toys? Nothing. Santa doesn't exist.

What was Steve Jobs' favorite fruit? Grapes.

What the difference between a black person and a piece of shit in a bucket? The bucket

What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

Q: What would happen if you threw a red brick into the black sea? A: It would get wet.

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