- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Your wife died during the delivery.

A man is at a party. He gets hungry so he waits in the foodline and then he gets some food. Then he has to go to the bathroom so he waits in the bathroomline and goes to the bathroom. Then he is thirsty so he goes to get some punch and realizes that there is no punchline.

why did the Chicken Cross the Road? Why must you question a Chicken's motives to Cross the Road?

Why did the horse stop running? His master beat him to death.

Why did the Triceratops walk into a grocery store? To buy groceries

What's better than winning the special Olympics? Getting laid at the special Olympics.

yo mama is so ugly she walked by a mirror and looked at her reflection cuz thats what mirrors do

How many jews can you fit in a car? As many as the compacity of the car can hold and how big the jews are

why was the old man on the ground he fell

A Polish man walks into a bar and says, "Co za asy..."

Why did the white man beat the black man in a fight? The white man was bigger. Also, he was a black belt in Brazillian Jiu Jitsu.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

Q: What did blue say to red? A: Let's make some purple

What's the diffrents between a horse and a zebra? WELL clearly there names duh.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I have no idea but I don't see why it would want to cross a road in the first place. It is a chicken.

when debbie meets downer

What shall we do with the drunken sailor? Call the police to have him escorted off the boat for operating a large veichle under the influence of alcohol.

''Today is Star Wars day :)'' ''Why's that?'' ''guess'' ''I don't know :/'' ''It's May the 4th!'' ''And?'' ''May the 4th be with you :p''

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Everything.

Roses are red, Violets are blue if something smells bad, its gotta be you! Roses are red this much is true but violets are purple not f***ing blue!

What's worse than dropping your ice cream? The Holocaust

What do you get when you cross a crocodile and a couch? A coat because vests don't have sleeves.

Roses are Red Violets are Red My Garden is on Fire.

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