- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you make a black man think you're racist? A: Racism

Why was the little girl sad? An elephant shat on her face

I used to know what alzheimers was

Whats a dogs favorite thing to eat? Food.

Your momma's so old, she your family should be proud to know someone who has lived such a long and full life.

Three guys walk into a bar. They each have a few drinks. Then all three leave responsibly in a taxi.

How do you eat a candy cane? Shove it in your mouth and chew.

The past, the present and the future walk into a bar. It was tense.

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Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy. But I have Alzheimer's... Hey, I just met you...

Why did the black man buy ten packets of Kool-Aid at the supermarket? Because it is a refreshing beverage that many individuals enjoy drinking.

A Blond and a Brunette are falling down to their deaths, which one hits the ground first? Does it matter? They both die anyway.

Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

I heard you like getting dirty, so I got a dump truck to dump dirt on your bed so you can get dirty while you get dirty.

why does the pie have apples in it? it was apple pie.

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy on the road? there is skid marks leading up to the dog.

How did the Mexican get into the U.S.A.? He came in legally, and got his green card. He then continued his life as a business man and won the lottery four years later for 5 million dollars. He then bought a cool television, he also had children and put the money in their college funds later.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

What do two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

Why did the smoker die at a petrol station? He had lung cancer.

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends Nose it is!

Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok,

Q: Why was the little girl not allowed to watch the pirate film? A: Due to the violent scenes and coarse language, her parents decided it was inappropriate.

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