- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why couldnt the man run because he had no legs

Why did the chicken cross the road? Exercise

Care to fill in some of the etc etc`s for me? Its not like we are complete strangers one to another either, you and I I mean, I feel pretty secure around you.

How do you say cabbage in Spanish? You don't.

Whats's the similarities between an apple and a cat? They both have legs except for the apple.

How do you fit 10 babies in a bowl? With a blender. How do you get them out of the bowl? You don't, you've already been arrested for multiple cases of infanticide.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor

so a man walks into a bar *pint of bud there please

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure!

What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

What did the baby get for his birthday? An Abortion.

Two muffins are being baked in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin "Boy, it sure is getting hot in here," and the other muffin replies "yeah, that's because it's an oven."

Yo mama so fat she makes blind kids cry

You know what happens when there's an awkward silence... Everyone feels a little bit uncomfortable for a brief moment in time.

what do you call a muslim flying a plane a pilot

what is black and looks like a rasberry a blackberry

Q: If Alma have 4 corners..? A: Then there must be something wrong with Alma...

What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

That awkward moment when Amish mingle has a member

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Orange is orange

Roses are blu Violets are red Im colored blind

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What do a squirrel and a cigarette have in common? -They are both perfectly harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire.

Why couldnt the old man ski? There was no snow.

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