- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

Five guys in white sheets chase a black man down the street. It is Halloween and all six people are close friends and enjoy goofing around.

As I was riding my bike down the road, I saw a young boy being raped in a dark alley way. I proceeded to pedal and acted like i had seen nothing.

What's worst than your favorite football team losing the football? Giving birth to a stillborn child.

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

Hey. I have to ask you a serious question. Okay. what? You can only answer with yes or no. Okay what is it? Do your parents know your gay? .....

How many mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Trick question they cant afford one.

What's more painful than having your girlfriend cheat on you and leave you? Having your **** bitten off slowly.

Q: What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? A: A dog

Two elephants in a bathtub, one says, "Pass the soap." The other one says, "No soap. Radio?"

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

How do you make a mime talk? There are many ways. I prefer a baseball bat with a nail through it.

Roses are cheap Violets are on sale It's Boxing Day Please buy my flowers I really need the cash.

What's long, black, and the tip is shaped like a mushroom? A mushroom.

What is the Modern Day slave trade? The nba

Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

Why did the man have a finger coming out of his ear? He had a birth defect.

Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Why did the cow cross the road? He probably saw a delicious looking patch of grass on the otherside.

A Jew,Spiderman and The Incredible Hulk all jump off the top of the Empire State Building,who hits the ground first? The Jew because the other two dont exist

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