What did Anne Frank say to the German Officer? Nothing. She had to keep quiet in a cramp attic in order to survive.

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a boy fell in mud... a kid took a bath with bubbles... bubbles was the girl next door!

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What is brown, creamy, and tastes like gravy? gravy.

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Why are black people black? Because they're clearly not white.

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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How do you get a bunch of baby guts out of a bathtub? A lot of tostitos.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a free-range chicken

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Under Chuck Norris' beard, there is a chin.

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what do you order when it's a sunday in nyc during a solar eclipse on a leap year past 12:00 pm? what ever you like

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True or false , is it hotter in the summer or in the city? False, because blue monkeys don't eat orangutan bones.

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Knock Knock -Who's there? No one -Ok

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It's gone. It's all gone. There's nothing left.

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How do you stop a black man from bleeding? You give him a bandaid. What if he keeps crying? Tell him to stop. What if he cries more? Buy him an ostrich.

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Q:What did the homeless guy say to the business man on the cell phone A: Nothing because he doesn't want to disturb his phone call

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Stevie Wonders said to his friend, "Have you seen my house?" "No" "Neither have I"

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Ben has 3 apples and Charlie has 2 apples, how many carrots can fit in my anus? Banana, because cows have 4 legs

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Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

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that moment when the last few ceral are like "Come on catch me bitch"

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I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

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Whats worse than a bee sting? -Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? -The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? -Three bee stings.

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knock knock... who's there? your grandmother, now please let me in it's very cold outside. *you now proceed to open the door for your grandmother as she is elderly and you dont want her to freeze

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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What do you call a black man with pantyhose on his head. A white guy in the dark with black pantyhose on his head

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Yo momma so stupid she tried drowning a gold fish. She got accused for animal cruelty.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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