- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you kill a goblin if the fries are next to the sushi? A: Yes. Walruses have nostrils and rubber chickens don't like microwaves!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You're a virgin.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because, unfortunately, he is blind, prohibiting him from reading anything other than brail. He is, however, an excellent musician.

How do giant spiders like to spend their weekends? Eating Orphans.

How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You can't, because there aint any.

What's Green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels

"To tea to to to" -- russian tourist, asking for two tea to room 22. (DOKA)

Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

What's sadder then a dead puppy? 2 dead puppies.

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

What did the Rabbit say to the horse? They are both completly differebt species and cannot communicate. Therefore, the rabbit said nothing.

Q; How does a priest perform an exorcism? A: He doesn't.

What's gayer than Justin Beiber? The guy getting a blowjob from him! Kelvin Yang.

Why did the boy not wake up on time for school? He was fucking dead.

How many blonds douse it take to change a light bulb I dont know it hasn't happened yet

4 men walk into a bar. They have fun. ~Yasmin~

What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? An ambulance.

Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer, then you will die.

What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

Q: If your riding down the Nile on a boat and your boat springs a leak, how many boxes of pancake mix does it take to fix the hole? A: 58, because Koalas are marsupials

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