Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

this kid named terry stockton thought it was funny to get someone in the ankle lace then the kid got up and pucnched him in the face so hard he had a seizure

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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What's the difference between you and a polar bear? I don't hate the polar bear

a dyslexic boy prays to dog.

Jack and Jill ran up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and died.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says to the man running the stand. QUACK!!!

Jesus, a frog, and Faith Hill walk into a bar. The frog says, "What is this, a joke?"

so your snowboarding in the dessert and all four of your tires pop. how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house. the answer is B. 500 squids

What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

~Roses Are Red~ ~Violets Are Blue~ ~I Am Straight~ ~Not Sure About You~ ~Tell us?~

Why did little Susie fall off the cliff? I pushed her.

(Played Basketball for 15 years) I TOLD YOU I'D QUIT WHEN LeBron Gets A RING

Why did the joke feel paranoid? Because everyone kept laughing at him.

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

White boy in jail. "That ish crazy!!"

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

A seal walks into a club.

Guess what? What. This joke isn't funny

Billy: Hey Timmy, you're so fat your high school picture was an aerial photograph Timmy: Oh yeah? Well you're so fat when you tried to take that photograph the helicopter pilot told you to get out because you're too fat

how do you get a man with a gun out of your house? you don't.

What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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