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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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goats are like mushrooms, if you shoot a duck, im scared of toasters

A boy's parents buy him a Wii for Christmas. The boy hangs himself the next day because you need arms to play Wii.

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack, due to her poor eating habits.

What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete

What did the cow say to the other cow when the boy asked him for something to drink? Probably MOOO! Considering that cows cant say anything except for that

What is sticky and smelly - a stick

Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

Why did the man stop smoking? Because he was shot in the face.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob. What do you call a man with no arms or legs in front of your door? Matt. What do you call a man with no arms or legs hanging on your wall? Art.

how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

What did the Spanish immigrant say? Olah.

Why was the man burnt? Cause he fell in a fire

whats hard long and has cum in it cucumber

I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen...

Why did the rooster die. Because I killed it.

A man is watching a football game and sees a comercial for a medicine that boosts testosterone levels. However, this man has no issues with his testosterone levels, so he proceeds to watch the rest of the game and then goes to bed.

I slept through the Dark Knight movie....turns out I was pretty tired.

Your mama so stupid, she put 2 quarters in her ears and said she was istening to Fiftycent

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

once i was a dog and u were a flower........... i raised my leg and gave u a shower :)

How many baby can u fit in a cup? A: it depends how strong ur blender is How do you get them out? A: tortilla chips

i look around to find that my air head is missing, i then figure out that i had eaten it.

Why did the young boy die from Aggressive cancer? ...Because there isn't a cure.

How can you tell if a joke is skept? Tell it to raysean and see if he laughs

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