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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In mediavel times :A Jew rapes his mom.... He is promptly taken out of society and thrown into a lions den due to his act of imortality.

roses are red violets are blue i done you mom a favor by making you...banana and rice don't worry it'll taste just nice

Two men walk into a bar The first man says to the bartender: 'Can I have a glass of H2O?' The second man says: 'Can I have a glass of H2O too?' The Bartender gives them both glasses of water because he is not irresponsible to serve hydrogen peroxide in his bar.

what did spiderman say before he saved mary jane? ill save you mary jane.

how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers

Q:Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? A: Neither did she

I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

What is Black, White and Asian? A Panda Bear

Why was Timmy crying when he got home? His family was dead in a pile with a pitchfork going through each of their bodies

why did the cow say "moo"? because he's a cow and that's what cows say.

why couldnt the man dunk? because he was 3' 2" and a legal midget.

What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies. I'd rather had the porsche in my garage

What did the flower say to it's friends? I want to kill a Christmas tree.

Roses are red Violets are Blue Let's just screw

What do you call a dog with no legs Nothing it won't come

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges can't talk therefore this is not a accurate accusation.

when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. when life gives you melons, you are soon diagnosed with dyslexia.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

Why does a woman with a little dark skin and black hair a Native American? Because she smells.

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