One day, an Irishman, a Jew and an American were walking home from a long game of golf. "God, that was a long game" said the American, to which the Irishman replied "aye, that it was." The Irishman then turned to the Jew, and asked him how he managed to get two birdies in succession. The Jew, after a moment of deliberation, began to explain. "Well, it all began when I was six. See, there was a mountain right next to Casparia, the village I lived for most of my life back in Wales. Every day, I'd come back from school, and ask my dad why nobody ever attempted to scale the mountain. 'To do so would be an unnecessary risk, son, and people are too busy working to put food and water on the tables for their families to undertake something so foolish.' One night, when insomnia was getting the better of me, I decided to get a better look at the mountain, so I strapped on my boots, my fur coat and some woolly mittens and left for the mountain. After a few hours of walking, I approached the closest hill which gave me a perfect view of the mountain's first peak, and there I spotted a polar bear, mauling a hiker to death." The Jew paused to check the Irishman and the American were following, when the American spoke up; "hold on there, there aren't any polar bears in Casparia!" The Irishman also spoke up; "there isn't even a village called Casparia, well, anywhere!" The Jew smiled slightly, and a few seconds later the smile broke out into a gigantic grin, and he finally replied: "exactly".

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Lewis

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Two black guys are in a car. Who is driving? One of the black guys.

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what is white on top and black on the bottom? society... ha ha

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Midgets' mouths are perfect height for, kissing other midgets.

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Thumbs up if u dont have aids:)

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Why are objects in your mirror closer than they appear? Because they are closer than they appear.

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Why was the little boy inside the house instead of playing with his friends outside? His dad just died from cancer.

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oh, brown loaf is fine, i'm on my bike.

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Banana Hamock.

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What was the cancer patients last wish? For the pain to go away...Yolo...-Avery Scott Vartanian

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Why did Kelly lose all interest in men? An aneurysm in her brain popped

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A man shouts a women crossing the road "Oi, get your rat out love!" So she did, and it savaged his face.

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There is a very old lady at the bottom of a long flight of steep stairs with a large amount of groceries piled up in her hands. How did she make it to the top?? She walked.

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What's bad about four black men in a car going over a cliff? It was my car.

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Why is it a bad idea to stand in a thunder and lightning storm with a metal rod? Because you will get wet from the rain.

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How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? You can't

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Knock knock Who's there? Miley Cyrus Holy moly, please come in! Here's your Miley Cyrus CD you order online Thanks you Mr. Mail Man

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"Knock knock." "Come in."

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A Polish man walks into a bar and says, "Co za asy..."

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why is dog animal? it is not fish! 18 fits of has hair only have is Buddhist

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Why could'nt Susie talk? The mafia cut out her tounge

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon..... so he can eat it.

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What did the elephant say to the zebra? Nothing, elephants can't talk.

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