- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what goes round , and round , and croaks? a blender in a frog.

What happened when the engineering student studied for a physics final? They failed.

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She was dead.

Q: What's worse than getting jury duty? A: Getting herpies from a rabbit

What did the mental patient say to the apple? She didn't say anything because she was a catatonic schizophrenic.

What do you call a small chinese person? They prefer the term little person to the term midget.

So Helen Keller walks into a bar...

Q. How do you make your dog stop barking? A. Take it to the grocery store. Replace it with any popsicle in the fridge.

How did the Nazis torture someone? They inserted a glass tube in the penis and flicked the end so that it shattered.

So 185 cowboys walk into a bar and the bartender says "I can't serve 185 cowboys!" The cowboys ask why not and the bartender says "Because that would exceed the legal maximum occupancy of this building."

Whats the difference between a pizza and a black man. A pizza can feed a family of five.

How do u know the difference between a adam and rappers you dont they r the same

Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

What did the drunk homeless man get for his birthday? Liver cancer.

What does the thirsty butcher drink? Chocolate milk. Because he can.

What's worse than being a Jew in the Holocaust? Nothing.

whats the difference between the same pair of shoes? one shoe is for the left an one if for the right

what do abortion and a coat hanger have in common? they both contain 4 vowels

Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

THE GAME

How do you make seven an even number? You don't, it's impossible.

What's 18 inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

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