- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I needed to write an article about heart disease so I did some research. I learned a lot.

Why was the Jew gassed to death? Because he forgot to turn the gas off.

a white men said to another white men that someone robbed a bank, it was at night and he wasn't wearing a mask, and also the camera couldn't see him, they now found out that he was black.

How many police officers does it take to secure 3 hooded black men? However many police are on duty.

Roses are red, Violets are blue if something smells bad, its gotta be you! Roses are red this much is true but violets are purple not f***ing blue!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Sorry wrong door.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I have no idea but I don't see why it would want to cross a road in the first place. It is a chicken.

What do you call an animal that is blue, fluffy and lives in the arctic? I don't know and that's why I'm asking you.

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?".

Q: What did blue say to red? A: Let's make some purple

Bin laden walks into a bar oh wait he's dead.

what do you get if you cross the mafia and the yakuza? a hefty bounty on your head

What's white and horny? a unicorn.

What do you get when you cross a crocodile and a couch? A coat because vests don't have sleeves.

What do you call Morgan Freeman at a family reunion? Morgan Freeman.

how do you tell a politician that you hate him? politicians can be female, too.

What did the man say to the ugly woman? Your face makes my penis soft.

Dimes are silver Pennies are brass Why does your face look like an a**

Once upon a time

Knock knock Who's there? NYPD you are being placed under arrest come out with your hands up.

Pianos.

how do you call a big red creature eating rocks? the big red rock eating creature.

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