- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is duke oxtoby? legend.

What did Kermit the frog say at Jim Henson's funeral? Nothing.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gestapo

Why did the Chicken cross the road? The light was red, which prompted the chicken to cross safely.

Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

J.D. has 10 vaginas and 2 penis's

What's worse than getting in a car accident? Being turned into dust and swarmed by bees while on fire

if you consider his name parents name social security number hospital born date born and nurses signature all on a peice of paper then i guess you consider that his birth certificate

whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

If i have a remote that can switch people to mute, the number 1 people will be asian, and it will be on the train.

Why is an Orange, Orange??? Because its not blue!

Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

A man wanted to kill himself.. He did.

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Some home health supplies. He really needed them, too.

What do you call a girl who disappears on the 3 May 2007? Madeleine McCann

Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

Two men walk into a bar, get drunk, and drive home. Unfortunately, they crash into a tree and are mortally wounded.

What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

Shes got a big booty so I call her by her first name, women deserve respect.

What happened to the guy who drank poison? he died.

Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

What's a boulder's favorite type of music? Boulders don't have ears.

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