Why couldn't Jimmy go bowling with the rest of his friends? His parents shot him.

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A blonde, a brunette and a red-head find a mirror with a message on it that says "Stand in front of the mirror and say something you think is true. If it is true, I'll grant you a wish. If it is wrong, you'll be sucked inside the mirror and be trapped there forever." The blonde, who is standing in front of the mirror, says "I think this is a stupid joke." and nothing happened.

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What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

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A midget and a jew walk into a bar. i forget the rest of the joke but your motheris a tramp.

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A man walks in to a bar, He sits down and enjoys a pint.

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a woman gets hit by a motorcycle whose fault was it?......... the man's, he shouldn't have driven the motorcycle in the kitchen

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How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

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what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

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moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

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Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

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I agree Detroit sux. But the bulls suk too ya know

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why did the chicken cross the road? because colonel sanders was chasing it with an axe

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"Is this the Krusty Krab?" "Yes it is, how may I help you?"

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Have you seen Hellen Keller's dad? Neither did she

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whats black and doesnt work? a broken black toaster

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Tie her down and plant a bamboo seed under her.

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Why is the young Chinese boy crying? Because he is being raped.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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How do you starve a black man?.........take away his food!!

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Why did the first monkey fall off the tree? becuase he died Why did the second monkey fall off the tree? because he was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall off the tree? monkey see, monkey do

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Knock knock, Who's there? The constable. Your husband was killed in a car crash.

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Why did the man stop playing his computer game? The SWAT busted down his door and quickly pinned him down and arrested him for the murder of 7 families, he was charged for life in prison.

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the WNBA

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Anti Joke

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