- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a group of black guys from fighting? go over to them and ask them politely to stop.

How do you make a baby stop crying? Drown it in vinegar.

"Knock Knock" "Whos there?" "Interrupting kid with ADHD" I did not respond, as I knew he would interrupt me before I was able to finish the sentence.

A car walks into a bar.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon... Michael Jackson has sex with little boys.

What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

what did the guy say to the other guy? nothing because right before he was going to say something he was hit by a truck and got knocked out for 11 hours and right before he was going to wake a plane crashed into the hospital and everybody died except for two gay guys.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

Why did little Suzy fall of the Swing? Someone threw a fridge at her.

what do you do if you see a black man covered in hot greece on the floor of the bus shelter? call an ambulance...

why am i so sexy? I was raised by a dog.

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

What did the plane say to the twin towers? Boom

A vodka please Sir this is McDonald's Ok sorry, a McVodka please

Why didn't Pat's grandma go to his birthday party? Because she died last night

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Q: Why did the son of the dad who went fishing with him die? A: Well, he was either eaten by a shark or drowned while being the bait before that.

why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

Don't turn around when you're talking to me. Why? You will walk off of that cliff

What did the priest say to the Atheist when he walked into the church? How are you?

why was the boy crying he had cancer

Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot.

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