whats a long boring sotry that no oneever wantsto read? the life of sarah palin.

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your face is kinda funny

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what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

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Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grasp or throw anything, so the point is moot unless they evolve thumbs for the sole purpose of chucking wood.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

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Q: What's funnier than Women's Rights? A: Nothing.

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What if there were no hypothetical questions?

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An Englishman, an Irishman, a Frenchman, a Scottish man, an Australian, a German, a Spaniard, an Icelandic man, a Norwegian, a Swede, a Dane, an Italian, a Morrocan, an American, an Algerian, an Egyptian, a Syrian, an Israelite, a Chinese man, a Russian, a Japanese man, an Indian and a Brazilian all walk into a bar. It was a large bar.

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How did the blond know that you like her? You said,"Baby, I like you"

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Your mother is so old, she could easily be considered a senior citizen.

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Whats the hardest thing to have sex with? a goldfish.

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If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

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Whats fat and gay joe diragi

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What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

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Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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You come home and find your family dead. What do you do? Take a picture, post it on facebook

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on the training and hence productivity of the babies.

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say sopha king together then sat funny at the end

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Why is Jordan Abu Arabian ? Because his mom is!

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what did one cupcake say to the other cupcake? nothing because they were both cupcakes.

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What do you call a dolphin without a head? Dead.

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FUCK THE JEWS

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Children + my basement + my finger = yes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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