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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are there so many anti-jokes about refrigerators? Because the writer of the joke was pressured by terrorists that would kill him if he didn't write about refrigerators.

What did the coney say to the hotdog? At least i kill people.

What did the priest do to the little crying boy in an enclosed room? He forgave the boy for his sins. Then he raped him.

I own two ferrets. I was merely stating something factual.

What do you call two black men sitting on the porch? Craig and Smokey

Have you heard the one about the fat woman and the dead baby? The woman was actually pregnant, not fat, and just had a miscarriage.

So a man and his wife were in a horrible car accident. The man died, so why isn't the wife mourning his death? Because she is also dead. But, do you know who did mourn and cry over this horrible tragedy? Their children, other family members, and friends.

what do you call a black man with a job? dont know, has never happened.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a PS3? Michael was a succesful dancer, singer-songwriter, musician, and philanthropist, whereas a PS3 is a games console.

wanna here a joke? you.

what's the difference between your grandmother and a dead squirrel? Technically, if you burn them both, your grandmother will produce more ash, but apart from that, they are both useless pieces of carbon.

What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

what is racecar backwards in reverse

A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

So what makes you that much adaptable? I get the feeling I should get this by now.

How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

Three politicians walk into a sports bar. Suddenly, everyone is watching the Stanley Cup playoffs.

Q:What did the midget say to the toll booth operator? A: Is your family dead too?

Why can Michael Jackson no longer moonwalk? because he's dead.

What's wet and sticky? I don't know, glue or something.

Why Jimmy doesn't listen to his mother? Because he's deaf

Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

What's better then finding an apple in the Holocaust? Finding a tunnel under the fence.

What's the difference between a cat and a dog? They are different species... do i really need to explain the difference??

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