Who wants $300? Me too.

What's worse than finding a worm in your Holocaust? Oh, wait, I said it wrong...

A man walks into a bar. It was his push-up bar that he didn't install high enough. He bumps his head and it hurts.

what do you call two mexicans playing basketball? juan on juan

Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

Shes got a big booty so I call her by her first name, women deserve respect.

Whats the difference between a green apple and a red apple? Their colors.

what did the paraplegic man get for Christmas? a unicycle

2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked

Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

What do cows and grass have in common? They both say "moo", except for the grass.

what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

Moral"We all miss someone sometimes during our life, but just remain patient as you aim again, reload and hit that someone!"

A black student graduated High School

BIG MAC'S

What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

There's 3 guys, a fat guy, a skinny guy, and muscular guy. 7 days later, the fat guy receives an invitation to the zoo. It turns he got a new job and his friends was so proud.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Ebola How about you?

Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

Why did the little boy leave his bike on the side of the road? He was kidnapped and his body was found 2 weeks later at Penn State

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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