A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

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What happened to to dyslexic giraffe that tripped over a brick. It got back up.

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Why was the potatoe hot Cuz I cooked it

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If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

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guy walks into a bar. other guy says to him, "are you blind"? "yes", he answered.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape a duck

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says why suck a long face the horse shits on the floor and walks out

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What happened to the turtle that was on land Dead

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How do u turn on a lamp? Flip the switch

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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I saw a bull go into a public toilet and defacitate! Bullshit!!!!!! hahahahahahahaha!

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An old jew, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

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what did the toe say to the other toe? nothing they cant speak

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Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

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I ounce had a parrot it talked buy never said im hungry so it died

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Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I believe you've seen enough of these already.

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How do you run faster than a cheetah? Cut off its legs.

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How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

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What's bad about a Hispanic Women and a White man dating? A: Nothing at all really, unless either of them become involved in drugs, alchohol, or unprotected sex, which can ruin any relationship.

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Why didnt timmy go to the party Mom said no

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So a Jewish Family wakes into a German Pizzeria. They were very satisfied with the service and ended up tipping the waiter 20%

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

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Why did the Hispanic man have drugs in his pocket? He had just gone to the pharmacy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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