- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

So a baby seal walks into a club

Roses are Red Violets are Black Why is your chest As flat as your back

Why is minecraft so awesome? Because real life is boring as crap.

How do you save a drowning Asian teenage boy? You get him out of the water.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Why doesn't anybody like the octopus? There anti-social creatures by nature

I used to be schizophrenic, but we're ok now.

What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

why are anti jokes so funny? cuz u pobably just laughed at this one.

Why can't the black guy read? Because he's blind.

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot.... ya' damn racist!

How many Hairdressers does it take to change a lightbulb. Usually one.

Q: Why did the little boy who just got over a terrible sore throat fall down the stairs? A: His legs were brutally torn off by wolves.

A stripper walks into a bar. She works there.

A blind man walks into a bar----b wire

is this the krusty krab? no, this is patrick.

A black man walks into a bar holding a weapon. He is asked to leave to leave because weapons are not allowed in the bar.

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

what Did The Cow Say To The Chicken, Moo

My friend thinks he's smart, He said that onions are the only food that make you cry. So I threw a coconut at his face.

What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

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