- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

What is worse than menopause? Falling down the stairs breaking your next....

-What did George Clooney say to Jennifer Lawrence? -"Hi!"

why did the kid with no legs get eaten by wolves? he couldn't get away

How many tickles can you give an octopus? Ten tickles

Roses are blue violets are red I think I'm getting drunk get me to my van

What smells like pizza and likes to roll? Pizza rolls.

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

Guess what. Butts. www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

roses are red violets are blue get to close to me ill have to give aids to you!

What did the dead guy say to the other guy? "You murdered me." How did he hear the dead guy? He was dead too.

So a man walks into a bar and he says "Can i have two beers?" The bartender says "Sure, Budweiser or Heineken?" The man responds "Uhmm... which one do you prefer?" The bartender says "Heineken."

Harold Camping and the May 21st 2011 rapture.....

what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

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How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

What do you get when you cross a monkey and a fish? An unlikely premise upon which to base a joke

Why did little Suzy fall down? She got shot.

I went up to my friend and she said to me, "Foop." I calmly went to the nearest teacher and told her that Susie is having a mental breakdown again

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