- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than a bee sting? -Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? -The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? -Three bee stings.

What's worse then the holocaust? Stepping on a lego.

Why did little Sally throw a stick of butter out the window? Sally has a burning hatred for dairy products.

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

Why didn't the pregnant, pro-choice woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

Yo momma so stupid she tried drowning a gold fish. She got accused for animal cruelty.

I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she didn't have any arms

What do you call a black man with pantyhose on his head. A white guy in the dark with black pantyhose on his head

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

What do you call a black and white ruler? Barack Obama.

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

Do you like waffles yeah we like waffles do you like pancakes do you like french toast yeah we like french toast dododododod let me get a mouth full. WAFFLES!!!!!!!

Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

As I was riding my bike down the road, I saw a young boy being raped in a dark alley way. I proceeded to pedal and acted like i had seen nothing.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

Q: What are 4 consecutive fart's called? A: Fart's, unless someone gives them names?

There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

Roses are cheap Violets are on sale It's Boxing Day Please buy my flowers I really need the cash.

How many mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Trick question they cant afford one.

Who ya gonna call? ... Whoever you need to talk to at the current time.

Q: What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? A: A dog

Hey. I have to ask you a serious question. Okay. what? You can only answer with yes or no. Okay what is it? Do your parents know your gay? .....

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