why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't he got ran over half way.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana, Jack got high, pulled down his fly, and asked Jill if she wanna. Jill said yes, pulled up her dress, and had a little fun. But stupid Jill forgot the pill, and now they have a son

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A woman walks into a bar but is promptly returned to her kitchen by an officer of the law. Later that same evening, she is beaten mercilessly by her husband for her outright disrespect for the social restrictions imposed upon her gender.

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What did the psychopath say to the firefighter? Can you lend me a few bucks? My clothes are dirty and I need to go to the launromat.

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Why couldn't the baker get a new car? Because he lived in a recession and nobody was buying his cakes.

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Why was the black man out of a job? because he was recently laid off and had not found any job offerings that he would be interested in

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want to hear a cheesy joke? ... cheddar

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while having sex, the boy asked, "how many ears do elephants have?" his father answered, "two"

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9 tottenham fans walk into a french bar 2 minutes later French fans attack them saying this is for making our history lessons boring 1 shouts ohh the holocaust French fans ash him even more 5 say there call the jew squard next minute there getting attacked by a bunch of kids and lying that there were 30 neo Nazi men.

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What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

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"knock knock" "whos there?" "pizza delivery!"

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Want to hear a Joke? No.

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Can you guess what one black child got while passing through an all-white neighborhood in the middle of the night? Home safely.

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What did the blonde say to the brunette? I just ate a chicken panini.

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Roses are red Violets are blue classic

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how do you wake up a black man? scream!!!!!

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What's black and sits in the back of a police car? The seat.

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Too bad, because UNTIL YOUR FUCKING "POWER OF HUMAN KIND" CAN SUMMON UP A FUCKING EYEBALL! NOTHING WILL MAKE UP FOR THIS SHIT! "Oh, my the good old phonebook, I will... Now... try... to... seduce... you... with... my... "goodness" As far as "oh I know where you live", well nobody here is hiding fagface! So you come out of your "darkness or shadows or whatever" and let me stab out both your fucking eyes! And we are STILL NOT GOOD! And yeah, have your faggots stop calling themselves Nero.

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Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

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Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? the pigment in their skin.

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How do you get free money? Hire a black man to rob a bank.

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Hey, have you seen Steve Wonder's house? No. Neither has he.

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

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What did the fat lady order at McDonalds? Nothing because she forgot here wallet at home.

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Anti Joke

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